I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts