(2014)
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
