(2014)
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off