(2014)
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips