(2014)
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
