(2014)
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
