Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May