There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail