(2014)
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
