(2014)
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
