(2014)
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
