There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree