(2014)
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
