We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall