(2014)
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
