I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose