(2014)
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
