He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown