(2014)
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
