(2014)
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
