(2014)
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
