(2014)
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
