(2014)
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
