There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes