(2014)
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
