(2014)
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
