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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Things I must do

The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must polish the dishes
And wash my shoes
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must walk my hair
And trim my dog too
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must cook the house
And sweep the stew
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I’ve been so busy
I’ve not slept for a day or two

(2014)

#Comedy #Fun #FunnyShort

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nervs

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Hair contest

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
The musician

In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
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Questions

You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
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A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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A Hair Cut

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
A home out there

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Dust bunny

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
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The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
a friendly cake

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
The kid who took on nature

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
The same old pair

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Peter picked hasenpfeffer

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Birds and bees

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories



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