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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Things I must do

The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must polish the dishes
And wash my shoes
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must walk my hair
And trim my dog too
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I must cook the house
And sweep the stew
The things I must do
Oh the things I must do
I’ve been so busy
I’ve not slept for a day or two

(2014)

#Comedy #Fun #FunnyShort

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