I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground