(2014)
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
