(2014)
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
