(2014)
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
