(2014)
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
