(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
