(2014)
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too