Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me