(2014)
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
