(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
