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Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick