There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree