(2014)
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…