(2014)
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
