(2014)
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
