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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
The mer-maid

She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
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Puddle fish

Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
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Just one more

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
The ways that one can go

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Mean Jean

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
Tommy and his tree

Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
 1
Without a Parachute

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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The Gladiator

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Actress

Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
The same old pair

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Public dancing

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
The hungry chair

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down



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