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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
A Blind Date

Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
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Queens trash

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
The kid who took on nature

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
The teetering house

There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
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Bed n breakfast

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
The lake monster

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Watch

Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
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Your shape

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
The lion hunter

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
A Buried Chest

I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
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Life's shapes

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
The paper plane

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
42 decker sandwich

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Blind or def

whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
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The hungry chair

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down



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