There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book