There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…