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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
My mind

My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
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The key to happiness

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
The sad man

The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
 1
supersticious jogger

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Starring contest

I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
 1
Hang em high noon

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Queens trash

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
The Colors of Feeling

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Silence

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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The lake monster

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
42 decker sandwich

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Metal home

Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
The lever

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time



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