(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg