(2014)
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market