(2014)
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing