I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me