(2014)
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name