I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him