My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday