They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding