(2014)
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
