(2014)
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…