(2014)
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one