(2014)
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
