(2014)
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
