You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one

He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…