What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset