(2014)
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried