The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down