(2014)
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots