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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

The class

Jessey caught the measels
Joey caught the mumps
Jane came down with the flu
And jacks been in a slump
The teacher has gone missing
The class pets run astray
So here I am all alone
Since no one came today

(2014)

#Funny #School #Short #Sick

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