Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too