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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Mean Jean

Mean Jean
The pie eating queen
For miles wide
She could be seen
She’d eat the crusts
And in-betweens
Never walking away
From a plate left unclean
She was forced to retire
What happened was the worst
She ate, and she ate
Till her pants finally burst

(2014)

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Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
A sleeping man

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Not the average vampire

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Bed n breakfast

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Watch

Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
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The key to happiness

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
The boy with powers

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
The bird man

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
Hide and go seek

My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
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Growing up

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
A new father

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
The heart

I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
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The thief

I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
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A retiring hero

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
The kid who took on nature

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Thinking hurts

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought



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