My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market