(2014)
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall