(2014)
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…