Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors