(2014)
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door